But that didn't stop them from being forced to resign from their jobs. But it's okay, because we got content. That's the rule now.

Because there's nothing more important in life than content. Used to be if you saw someone getting mugged or having a heart attack, the instinct was to help. Now the response to a tragedy in progress is film it.

Everyone complains about how shitty America has become, but America isn't some abstract thing happening to us. America is us. It's the people in it.

If you want it to stop being so terrible, stop being terrible people. You want to make America a better place? Put the phone down, live your life, and stop looking to ruin someone else's.

Ooh, you filmed a couple cheating or a stranger being a dick at a CVS for a minute, so you think you're the good guy? No. You're an asshole.

You're the Taliban. You're a snitch. In prison, you'd be dead, because at least prisoners have a code.

I mean... no wonder the younger generation is so shut down. And not just with the dancing.

55% of Gen Z say fear of being caught doing something or saying something that's seen as cringe has prevented them from opening up emotionally. 38% say the fear of cringe has stopped them from asking someone on a date. I get it.

You're a 15-year-old, and you like a girl, and you want to tell her in a text. Well, it better come out like it was written by Aaron Sorkin. Because if there's anything cringe about it and it winds up as a screenshot, that kid is fucked.

Kids, you got to reverse the cringe. What's cringey isn't looking silly. It's the narc who's reporting it.

That's what's cringe. So dance like your doorbell isn't watching. Eat sloppy food like it won't become a meme.

Suck at karaoke and love. Love like you aren't on a kiss cam.