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🎛️ William Orbit, producer behind *Ray of Light*, dies at 69

William Orbit, the British musician and producer, died on July 23, 2026. His family confirmed the news via his official Instagram account. No cause of death was given.

Orbit held three Grammy Awards, all for his work with Madonna on *Ray of Light* (1998): best pop album, best dance recording, and best song written for visual media for "Beautiful Stranger."

Beyond Madonna, he produced Blur's *13*, Beth Orton's debut *Superpinkymandy*, and worked with U2, All Saints, Britney Spears, No Doubt and Melanie C. His Guerilla Studios hosted the Cocteau Twins, Gary Numan and Sting, among others.

His most recent solo releases were *The Painter* (2022) and *WFO* (2024), per Variety. He was 69.

💸 Crypto With an Iranian Accent

Iran has long used crypto to dodge sanctions — and the U.S. has long been watching. Treasury just put Shelbit Exchange and Aban Tether on the SDN list: assets frozen, anyone still dealing with them risks secondary sanctions.

The key figure is Siavash Kayvanpour, operating out of the UAE and Georgia. His Shelbit moved crypto for Iranian military-linked wallets — $1M in, $2M out, plus another $2M to the already-sanctioned Nobitex. Aban Tether ran millions through a chain of blacklisted Iranian platforms.

The UAE regulator had warned Shelbit twice. The exchange kept going. The third warning came from Treasury. Per Decrypt, the U.S. has seized roughly $1 billion in Iranian crypto since the campaign began.

Two formal warnings, zero response. The SDN list proved more persuasive.

⚽ From Newcastle legend to Arsenal signing

Bruno Guimarães spent three years dragging Newcastle back from the brink of relegation, became the first Newcastle captain in seven decades to lift a major domestic trophy, helped the club into the Champions League twice — and has just signed for Arsenal for £75m.

He calls it one of the toughest decisions of his life. Easy to believe. Though Declan Rice reportedly messaged him "come here and please no more fights, now we're friends", which does make the decision sound slightly less agonising.

Newcastle, now sitting 12th after their 2025 EFL Cup glory, said they wished him and his family well. A gracious send-off — especially at that price.

The man who saved the club is leaving to win trophies with a rival. Football's version of a thank-you note, signed and sold.

BBC Sport

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📌 Daily Recap · Aug 12

🧹 Crypto's quiet purge: 100+ projects just dissolved
⚖️ Wash trading kingpin escapes prison with $10K fine
🕷️ Spider-Man keeps breaking records no one saw coming

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💔 Vincent Pastore, who played Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on *The Sopranos*, has died at 80, TMZ reports.

Big Pussy was one of Tony Soprano's most trusted men — until the Season 2 finale revealed he had been wearing an FBI wire. The boat scene that followed remains one of the most studied moments in prestige television.

Pastore spent decades in a specific lane: small roles in *Goodfellas*, a featured part in HBO's *Gotti*, then *The Sopranos* gave him a scene large enough to define a career. Later came a SiriusXM talk show focused on Italian-American culture and a turn on *Dancing with the Stars*.

He is survived by his daughter, Renee.

Variety

📊 So, Spider-Man just won't stop

Okay so: $144.5 million in its second weekend — third-biggest second weekend in history, behind only *The Force Awakens* and *Endgame*. Twelve days in, the film sits at $655M domestic and $1.67B worldwide. It crossed a billion dollars in six days, and now people are genuinely asking whether this is the movie that finally hits a billion domestically and three billion globally — neither has ever been done.

And meanwhile, Nolan's *The Odyssey* quietly became his highest-grossing film ever, passing *The Dark Knight* franchise, with $1.1B worldwide — and it hasn't even opened in China yet.

Three new wide releases opened this weekend and all of them came in below expectations, so that's kind of the whole story there.

Variety has the full numbers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62bIsvRcPv0

💸 MyTrade founder walks with a $10K fine

Liu Zhou, the founder of crypto market maker MyTrade, was sentenced in Boston federal court to $10,000 — no prison time — for operating a wash trading service that inflated fake volume across roughly 60 tokens. Clients ordered daily volumes through a dashboard; bots did the buying and selling. The case stemmed from an October 2024 FBI sting built around a fictitious token called NexFundAI, per Law360.

Decrypt

💸 Crypto's shakeout is structural

In 2022, the market collapsed through fraud and leverage: Terra, Celsius, FTX. Now the mechanism is different — over 100 projects have folded in 2026 with no single trigger. The market is quietly closing out everything that was never a real business.

Most projects paid engineers in tokens and subsidized liquidity in tokens. When altcoins lost 70–90% of their value, treasuries evaporated. $1.1 billion was drained through exploits in H1 alone — one hack now equals one bankruptcy.

The survivors charge real fees: Aave, Hyperliquid, Ether.fi. Hyperliquid and Pump.fun together account for 67% of all app-layer revenue. Ark Invest calls this the biggest consolidation in crypto history, per CoinDesk.

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📌 Daily Recap · Aug 11

🛰️ Europe's IRIS² satellite internet is officially happening now
🃏 Target is slitting Pokémon boxes to fight scalpers
🎬 Spider-Man took four years off and made $1.67B
🎮 Marvel Tokon's PC launch is a stuttering 41% disaster
💸 Bitcoin ETFs pulled $853M — institutions quietly sneaking back

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💸 Bitcoin ETFs just pulled in $853 million in a week

So here's the thing — BTC spot ETFs just had their best week since April: $853 million in net inflows, and out of that, $693 million went straight into BlackRock's IBIT alone.

The read is that institutions are quietly tiptoeing back in. The first half of the year was rough — ETFs are still down $4.5 billion net year-to-date, and bitcoin slid all the way to $60k by June. But the mood's shifted a bit: BTC is sitting around $65k, and bad headlines haven't really been moving it.

That said, one good week doesn't make a trend. Analysts who've watched previous bull runs say you'd want consistent weekly inflows above a billion to actually fuel a rally. The next thing to watch is the US CPI print on August 12th — that one could move things either way.

CoinDesk has the numbers.

🎮 Maximilian Dood uninstalled Marvel Tokon live on stream

The PC launch of the 4v4 superhero fighter has been a disaster from day one — constant stuttering, no fixes across the whole weekend, and a Steam rating that slid to 41% positive. Famed FGC creator Maximilian Dood lasted two days before uninstalling on stream and switching to PS5, where the game apparently runs fine. IGN has the full picture.

🎬 Four years off the screen — look what happens

Tom Holland's Spider-Man last appeared in cinemas in 2021. Four years of absence, apparently, does wonders for demand.

*Brand New Day* has grossed $1.67 billion in 12 days — the second-fastest film ever to cross $1 billion internationally, behind only *Avengers: Endgame*. Its second weekend alone pulled $236M overseas and $145M domestically, numbers most films never see on opening day.

Nolan's *The Odyssey*, meanwhile, crossed $1.104 billion to become his highest-grossing film ever — past both Dark Knight entries — and broke the all-time IMAX record previously held by *Avatar*, per Variety.

Peter Parker spent four years at home. Apparently so did everyone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62bIsvRcPv0

🃏 Target is slitting Pokémon card shrink wrap — a retail patch, not a cure

Pokémon cards have spent the last few years operating as a speculative asset: scalpers bulk-buy new releases, genuine collectors get nothing. Target now appears to have a corporate directive to cut the shrink wrap off boxes in-store and before online orders ship.

The logic is simple: a factory-sealed box is what commands the resale premium. Without the wrap, a flipper can't prove the rare pulls are untouched — secondary value drops. For a collector who wants the cards, the packaging is beside the point.

This is a friction measure at one retailer. Scalpers will likely shift to stores without the policy. The root imbalance stays intact: The Pokémon Company printed 10 billion cards last year and demand still outpaces supply. No official comment from Target yet, per IGN.

🛰️ Europe signs off on IRIS² satellite broadband plan

The European Commission has signed a formal agreement with manufacturers, ESA and other partners to move IRIS² — the EU's sovereign satellite broadband service — from planning into full-scale deployment. Negotiations ran from January.

Under the deal, the constellation grows to 348 satellites, up 66 from the original plan. ESA says the additional spacecraft will increase secure governmental capacity by 60% within the EU and 54% globally.

IRIS²'s primary mandate is reliable, secure connectivity for government users during emergencies, humanitarian operations and border surveillance. Broader commercial and civilian access is planned as a secondary layer, focused on areas without existing network coverage.

First launches are scheduled for 2029. Starlink currently operates more than 10,000 active satellites.

Engadget

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💸 Three first-print Pokémon games sell for $2 million

First-print copies of Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow for Game Boy — PSA-graded 9.8 and 10 — have sold to the owner of the Dubai Collection for $2,000,000, per IGN. The second-largest graded video game transaction ever recorded.

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