XIAOMI Fuckups

Redmi users discovering that the cooling fan of their K90 Max could be used for liquid cooling if provided enough water.

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Dear Mi Fans,

We are writing to share an important update regarding our support channels. After careful consideration, the Xiaomi Community has decided to officially dissolve the dedicated Feedback Team.

Moving forward, we will no longer be collecting bug reports or addressing queries directly through the Community forums or our Telegram channels. Instead, we kindly request that you submit all issues, feedback, and HyperOS-related questions directly via the official Services & Feedback app on your device. The Xiaomi development team will review and respond to your queries exclusively through this platform.

Furthermore, please be informed that all Telegram groups and channels we previously established to provide support also officially disconnected from community. As of now, Feedback Team members will no longer be available to monitor or reply to messages within these spaces.

It has been an incredible journey assisting Mi Fans from all around the world. We deeply appreciate your continuous support, patience, and understanding over the years.

Thank you

Xiaomi: "We made our global ROM better"
*Look inside*

Suggested by: @PanzerGranate40
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Does anyone know where this file extension is located?

BREAKING: Xiaomi smartphones are launching honey bees attack on users

Xiaomi’s new 'Swarm Protocol' is finally here! The apps have finally had enough and decided to fight back.

Instead of opening your messages, the apps just form a swarm and try to chase you away from the phone. Xiaomi has made the first smartphone that actually tries to defend itself by attacking the person holding it and the only OS that prioritizes sting-based response over actual functionality.

Condition update: The user is now in the hospital being treated for a high-speed honey bee attack via HyperOS

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Xiaomi 🦊

Off topic, however if y'all are thirsty this is the worst chat you could be asking about this stuff in. You're more likely to get a troll to catfish you here than a woman.

🚨 BREAKING: Disney to acquire Xiaomi in $82B mega-merger 🚨
In a move that has absolutely stunned the tech industry this morning, The Walt Disney Company has reportedly signed a definitive agreement to acquire Xiaomi Corp. The deal is set to bridge the gap between Hollywood storytelling and "Value-King" hardware.

The "Magic" Integration:

🔹 HyperOS will be rebranded as DisneyOS, expect Mickey Mouse charging animations and Iron Man-themed battery icons.

🔹 Xiaomi SU7 owners will receive an OTA update adding "Autopilot: Millennium Falcon Mode."

🔹 All Xiaomi smart rice cookers will now play the Frozen soundtrack when your rice is ready.

🔹 Exclusive: Every Xiaomi 15S Pro will come pre-loaded with a digital library of every Marvel movie ever made.

"We want to bring the magic of Disney to every smart lightbulb and budget-friendly smartphone on the planet," a leaked memo from Bob Iger reportedly stated.
Details on the buyout and the new "Mickey-Mi" branding below:
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https://blog.mi.com/en/2026/04/01/disney-merger-announcement/

#Xiaomi #Disney #TechNews #Breaking #HyperOS #MickeyMi

HyperOS 4 Leaked: Xiaomi Rebrands to AIOS Because "Almost iOS" Was Too Obvious

Google and Samsung presentations: AI, AI, AI, AI.

Xiaomi HyperOS 4: AI, AI, AI, AI

Everyone is using the same marketing script now. Xiaomi's next-gen software is so full of AI that they are calling it AIOS internally where the biggest breakthrough is likely an AI that figures out which background app to kill first in the HyperOS 4 💀

Since Meizu owns and operates the Flyme 'AIOS', the meme company will likely call it as Xiaomi HyperAIOS 😭

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Xiaomi 17 Ultra features the smallest haptic motor on any flagship smartphone

Xiaomi 17 Ultra Haptic Motor features ESA0809E which is just 288mm³ in size. It is smaller than the haptic motors used in Oppo and Vivo Pro flagships or even when compared to iPhones and Google Pixels haptic motors.

OnePlus downgraded the haptic motor with the OnePlus 15 but it is still bigger than the one used in Xiaomi 17 Ultra.

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Xiaomi x Nothing

Anyone else out there vibe rooting Xiaomi?

Price of 512GB at 256 where Xiaomi?

Yep, this phone is dead on arrival.
Competitors are cheaper PRE offers.
They're resorting to false advertisement to make the price seem fair.
Funfact, the Vivo here has an extra 4 gigs of ram before any offers, while being cheaper.

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Xiaomi can't stop cheaping out even on marketing!

Yep, these people literally paid a random agency hoping they get the work done as cheap as possible to promote their latest phone (actually a scam) and the people selling their souls actually got... Nothing!

Every time one of these units sells, Lei Jun goes: "Ha! We got another one!"

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