BREAKING: Xiaomi smartphones are launching honey bees attack on users

Xiaomi’s new 'Swarm Protocol' is finally here! The apps have finally had enough and decided to fight back.

Instead of opening your messages, the apps just form a swarm and try to chase you away from the phone. Xiaomi has made the first smartphone that actually tries to defend itself by attacking the person holding it and the only OS that prioritizes sting-based response over actual functionality.

Condition update: The user is now in the hospital being treated for a high-speed honey bee attack via HyperOS

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