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🍂 The cubes can feel the approach of autumn

The last month of summer, but the map is already rustling with red leaves, drawing you in with the warm light of lanterns, and ‘’smelling’’ of a cozy silence.

☕️ Time for some cocoa, a blanket…and one more match.

👨‍💻 Ranked Season #3 has started in District Clash!

All players who reached the PUNK rank last season have already received an SBT with the updated design.

💎 And next week, a major update is coming. Stay tuned!

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I PUT IT UP AND IT GETS SOLD IN 1.3 SECONDS NOT MA HEADACHE YALL HAD TO BE QUICK

WTF IS A TON PUNK???

😘 District Clash x REP: two lootboxes for reputation

In the new collab with REP, every District Clash player can receive 1 Breach Box and 1 Common Box for the highest reputation level.

💎 Check REP level

🚀 Play District Clash to get the reward

🧟‍♂️ Bankenstein — guardian of Swiss gold

Once, in a snowy Alpine village, there lived a humble vault guard named Hans. He was a true giant — over two meters tall, with greenish skin and a heavy, silent gaze that made even the calmest visitors break into a cold sweat.

No one really knew where he came from. At the bank, people whispered: Hans was the result of a classified experiment by Swiss scientists — engineered to protect the national gold reserves ❤️

Hans was flawless. He didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, and never left his post. But time passed. The vaults emptied. Reports became more valuable than security. Eventually, all the gold was moved to a newer, more “technological” facility. The old vault was sealed.

And Hans was simply told: “Your services are no longer required.”

🤩 That’s when Bankenstein was born

Left with no purpose, no orders, no uniform — he became something else. Not a guard, but a shadow of the system. A ghost of order, abandoned by the world it once served.

Now he wanders from city to city, drawn to places where the stench of corruption becomes too strong to ignore. Lurking outside shady exchange booths. In the alleys near “financial advisor” offices. At the doors of funds still open — but whose books are already going dark.

He no longer protects gold.
Bankenstein now guards something far rarer:
financial justice 🖤

@cubesonthewater_bot

🐈‍⬛️ District Clash — loadout update

👈 Each mercenary can now be equipped with bonuses.
👈 The new prep screen shows the whole squad at once.
👈 Player ranks are now visible before each match.

The update makes team building faster and more intuitive.

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🐇 District Clash: bonuses balance update

Time to rethink builds — several bonuses have been tweaked.

👈 What’s changed:

🩸 DRAIN HACK — Lifesteal 2, Cooldown 2
💧NUMB VIAL — +8 max HP, Priority, -1 Damage
🥶 FREEZE GUN — Cooldown 3: opponent has 100% Jam
🤯 HOOD COVER — Blitz: +6 max HP, Last act: -4 max HP
🔫 MAGNUM — add +Priority
🍾BERSERK VIAL — gain +3 Damage, Combo: -3 Damage
💪 TRAINING — +1 Damage, +1 max HP
🔫 UZI — 50% Jam, Dexterity 1, -1 Damage
🔫 AKIMBO — removed -max HP

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🎃 Pumpkin showdown!

Several versions made — now it’s up to the community.

😯😯😯

🐇 District Clash x Duckygram: Lootboxes for completing missions

💎 As part of the collab with Duckygram, every District Clash player can claim 2 lootboxes and extra bonuses!

Rewards are available to both new and returning players.

🦆 Claim your rewards in Duckygram

👍District Clash — Gang Update

Now your gang is made up of mercenaries!

Each player starts with 4 random mercenaries, already equipped with items.

This update is designed to make the first round more dynamic and speed up the arrival of late-game action and overall game tempo.

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🐶 New Daily & Weekly missions in District Clash

 • One-Armed Bandit: Use reroll in the slot machine

 • Economy Mode: Finish a match using equipping only free bonuses

 • Ram: Equip a gangmember with 4 similar bonuses

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✨ You’re not early because you play — you’re early because you see…

💎 Golden Cubes coming

☠️ Psss…

❓ Golden Cubes just announced a new Hero on twitter

🍲 Wanna see first?

🐶 District Clash closed beta is over!

Starting today, the game is available to everyone!

👍 A major update to celebrate the end of beta:

🩸 New Ranked Season with reworked progression: 25 tiers + Punk

🤫 Two new mercenaries join the battle — Kanye West and P. Diddy

💨 And most importantly — a new lootbox with 12 unique bonuses, plus 2 free bonuses available to all players

🔥 Here’s the full list of new bonuses:

 1. UKRYTIE: Brotherhood; Blitz: Tough Up 5; Last Act: Tough Down 5
 2. AKIMBO: Equip 2 different weapons; Tough Down 5
 3. TRAP: Last Act: Deal 4 damage
 4. MAGNUM: Weapon; Blitz: Deal 7 damage
 5. PUNCH GLOVE: Blitz: Deal 2 damage; Opponent: -1 damage until end of turn
 6. BERSERK VIAL: Blitz: +3 damage; Combo: -2 damage; Tough Down 1
 7. SPRINT: Rush: Ignore Jam; Priority; Combo: 2 self-damage
 8. FIREWALL: Bodyguard: Reflect 3
 9. NUMB VIAL: Tough Up 10; -1 damage; Priority
 10. FREEZE GUN: Weapon; Stealth; Cooldown 2; Opponent Jam +80%
 11. RIOT SHIELD: Weapon; Bodyguard: Lifesteal 2
 12. KATANA: Weapon; Taunt + Rush: +3 damage; Opponent Jam +10%

Free for all players:

• BACKDOOR: Last Act: Tough Up 2; Opponent Tough Down 2
• BULLET FRENZY: Combo: Deal 3 damage

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🔥 2 days left: District Clash ranked mode gets a Major Upgrade

Starting June 1 — the revamped ranked system goes live: 25 Ranks + Legend, with a brand new progression logic. End-of-season rewards depend on the highest rank achieved.

☕️ How the ranked system works

• Win: +1 star
• Win streak: +2 stars
• Loss: -1 star
• Loss on streak: streak reset

🐶 From Mercenary to Legend

Seasons start at Rank 25. Win with max stars — move up to the next rank with 1 star. Lose with 0 stars — drop down and start with max stars minus one. The first 5 ranks are a safe zone — losses don’t drop you down.

At Legend rank, stars are hidden but still tracked. Leaderboard position depends on hidden stars. If tied, win rate decides. Still tied? The earlier Legend entry wins.

💎 Season reset & rewards

Each new season resets rank by 15 levels. Rewards depend on the peak rank — starting from Rank 15, new lootboxes are added to the pool.

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❓ What happens if you hook a Vase?

💎 Golden Cubes
💎 Golden Cubes
💎 Golden Cubes

🥩🥩🥩🥩

🔥 BIG changes coming to District Clash

On June 1st, a new ranked season begins in District Clash — and with it, a new era: reworked ranking system, fresh lootbox, and new mechanics.

 • Katana - Weapon; Taunt + Rush
 • Akimbo - You may equip 2 different weapons
 • Riot Shield - Weapon; Bodyguard

And these are just a few highlights. The new gear introduces
fresh mechanics like Blitz, Last Act, and more.

☕️ Full list coming soon.

💎 Major update launch next Monday.

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