🧟‍♂️ Bankenstein — guardian of Swiss gold

Once, in a snowy Alpine village, there lived a humble vault guard named Hans. He was a true giant — over two meters tall, with greenish skin and a heavy, silent gaze that made even the calmest visitors break into a cold sweat.

No one really knew where he came from. At the bank, people whispered: Hans was the result of a classified experiment by Swiss scientists — engineered to protect the national gold reserves ❤️

Hans was flawless. He didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, and never left his post. But time passed. The vaults emptied. Reports became more valuable than security. Eventually, all the gold was moved to a newer, more “technological” facility. The old vault was sealed.

And Hans was simply told: “Your services are no longer required.”

🤩 That’s when Bankenstein was born

Left with no purpose, no orders, no uniform — he became something else. Not a guard, but a shadow of the system. A ghost of order, abandoned by the world it once served.

Now he wanders from city to city, drawn to places where the stench of corruption becomes too strong to ignore. Lurking outside shady exchange booths. In the alleys near “financial advisor” offices. At the doors of funds still open — but whose books are already going dark.

He no longer protects gold.
Bankenstein now guards something far rarer:
financial justice 🖤

@cubesonthewater_bot