Real retail liquidity is looking for clean channels right now. So first news: we officially rolled out Robinhood network support.

I'll be straight - EVM is not Solana. The mechanics work completely differently, so me and Nikita had to rework part of the core from scratch to keep our signature milliseconds. But the software is ready and ticking like a clock.

However, adding the network is just the foundation for something much bigger.

We got tired of watching token creators generate insane volume while mostly platforms, snipers, and creators (including us, yeah) profit from it. So we packed all our HFT experience and DEX understanding into our own launchpad with completely new math:

Launch in a single transaction straight to a live Uniswap V3 pool with instant trading.

Liquidity locked permanently at the contract level (zero rug, no honeypot, full on-chain verification).

Token creator takes a real percentage of swap fees from the entire trading volume. Forever.

The code is written. Tests are in the final stage.

And speaking of the team. While we were grinding through all that dirty server routine, our office zoo got bigger. You know Klafy, who spots latency anomalies with his stare, and our two shibs (Luna and Leo) who got bored of the crypto bear market long ago. But recently, we made the most important transaction of the year - we "devved" a battered stray cat off the street and brought him in. And he turned out to be old (though you can't tell right away), so we named him Ded (Grandpa). Now our house is filled with hilarious phrases like "Time to trim Grandpa's claws" and "Grandpa used the litter box."

So we're not just about hardcore HFT math and squeezing profit from the market - we're also about normal human life.

Launchpad presentation coming soon. Rebooting the meta of EVM launches. Stay tuned.

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