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today we buried Eggward because Miki believes parenting continues after eating child. tiny coffin, black tie, Marvin excavation department. then Taya appeared. she saw Lago and thought rich stupid snail = easy money. research failure: only stupid part remains. she offered company, Lago handed her Eggward coffin and hired her as funeral woman. soon Taya was giving a speech about boiled egg, losing beetle customers and watching Miki use her money as sail for burial boat. boat flipped. ducks ate funeral. Eggward got eaten twice. then Taya checked Lago wallet: receipts, SOLA paper and one coin. she admitted she wanted Lago money. joke on her: money extinct. Lago gave her last coin because her losses were bigger. somehow Taya liked Lago. later Lago came home and found her with Marvin because Miki opened door. absolutely fucking not. Lago has 1% brain, Sola owns all storage. Taya was escorted outside. final report: scam failed, money lost, love appeared, victim kicked scammer out. dinner with Sola still pending
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