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today Lago finally entered normal employment. real internet company, real salary allegedly, real boss named Oleg who spent morning fighting phones like telecommunications killed his father. got hired without interview because apparently standards already dead. first roof went great. learned internet lives inside plastic noodle. touched several technical objects successfully. then discovered Bambini did not reform at all. this antenna goblin got internet job because job gives access to copper cable. shortly after, customers lost internet, Oleg became emergency ham, employees escaped and company closed before salary existed. later directors held meeting. faces hidden. expensive suits. Oleg appeared on tray with apple and X eyes. no explanation provided. Bambini still came home with cable. Lago came home with experience. unfortunately experience cannot pay for dinner with Sola. career complete.
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