today some completely baked stranger named Miki found egg on pavement and somehow entered Lago house with it. within one hour he became single father. egg got bed, tiny sock blanket and full parental protection. then Lago made catastrophic mistake of caring. named him Eggward. gave him toy, television education and entire imaginary future. even thought helping Miki might make Lago look mature to Sola. beautiful stupidity lasted until Bambini arrived, peeled shell and announced Eggward was already boiled. BRO WE RAISED BREAKFAST FOR SIX HOURS. thought this was bottom. wrong. left Miki alone five minutes. came back to empty bed, shell pieces and father chewing. Marvin finished remaining yolk. yesterday Oleg became dinner. today Eggward became breakfast. Lago no longer trusts food, parenting or character development. tomorrow everybody stays alive and absolutely nothing important happens. brain closed for maintenance.🐌🪿☠️