The women immediately start screaming, covering themselves with birch brooms and washbasins.
The man stares blankly ahead and says:
— Don't be afraid, ladies, I'm blind.
The women sit the blind man on a bench and hand him a basin of water. He sits there washing himself, eyes vacant.
Suddenly, one woman—bolder than the rest—says:
— Hey blind man, rub my back for me...
The man moves behind her and starts scrubbing her back with a loofah.
He keeps scrubbing... and scrubbing...
Then the woman turns around and says in a sharp voice:
— You can stop staring at my ass now.factflux