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A husband and wife are making love at home.
The next morning, their neighbor, an old man named Uncle Sasha, says:
— Hey, Nikolai! When you two do the deed at night, your moans and screams echo through the entire stairwell. Try to keep it down a bit!
— But how?
— Tape your wife’s mouth shut, for starters…

That night, the husband tapes his wife’s mouth shut, and they start going at it. After the first round, the husband yells out:
— Uncle Sasha, is it quiet enough now?
— Yes!
After the second round:
— And now? Still quiet?
— Yes!

This goes on a few times. Finally, the old man snaps and shouts:
— Kolya, just take that tape off your wife’s mouth already!
— Why?

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💁‍♂️ You can tell a pro right away—clearly not their first day on the job.

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🚲 Drive a little more carefully.

Bus drivers in Mexico are being taught not to pass too close to cyclists, by asking them to imagine what it’s like to ride among them.

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Wire art sculptures

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🐟 Pro tip for students, save this

How to catch fish with bare hands.

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😇 The most polite bird

African jacanas bow to those they like. If this heron bows to you, you've just become a friend.

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Paradise in the making

Wild parrots love sipping from coconuts. They hold the nut in one foot, pierce a hole with their beak, and drink their fill.

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🚀 A simple yet captivating physics demo

To spark a child’s interest in science, you don’t need much.

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Kabaeva's son has grown up — you'll be stunned to see who he looks like

The athlete's personal life remains strictly classified, but in this piece, we'll pull back the curtain and reveal everything that's been carefully hidden from public view for years.

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Soviet humor is now on Telegram!!!

This is the place for the funniest, most beloved jokes from the Soviet era ❤️

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🚦 Why not build a nest in... a traffic light?

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“Illnesses are not sent by God” — Saint Seraphim of Sarov said there are 3 causes of sickness:

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☀️ If you've ever wanted to try your hand at being a sticky note — this is the place for you

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🥫 Jars failing? Preserves going bad? Stop risking all your hard work!

✅ The channel "Dacha Cozy" features only TESTED, simple canning recipes that always turn out perfect.

👇 Join now before the door closes!

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Like stepping into a fairy tale

A VFX artist took us on a journey through the world’s most iconic paintings.

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😃 This is how real physicists take a shower

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🐊 A three-month-old alligator performs a death roll

The signature spinning maneuver crocodilians use to tear chunks of flesh from their prey.

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🤩 A funny armadillo

This is how armadillos actually gather leaves for their little homes.

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I stand behind the quality and reliability of my work with my reputation.

My name is Roman Fedotov, and I’m a leather artisan running a small workshop in Nizhny Novgorod. For the past 8 years, I’ve been crafting premium bags, wallets, belts, and other leather goods designed to last.

Every material is carefully inspected and treated before being handcrafted. This meticulous process results in premium-grade products known for their durability and timeless aesthetic — a mark of status and refined taste for the owner.

I recently joined Telegram and have already gained over 8,000 followers. To celebrate, I’m offering a special gift: anyone who subscribes within the next 24 hours and messages me the word “REMIN” will get any belt of their choice added to their order — completely free.

#HandmadeLeather #PremiumQuality #BeltOffer

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🥣 China’s new portable dishwasher

This compact gadget runs on batteries, and its brush reaches every corner, quickly cleaning even delicate items.

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