A husband and wife are making love at home.
The next morning, their neighbor, an old man named Uncle Sasha, says:
— Hey, Nikolai! When you two do the deed at night, your moans and screams echo through the entire stairwell. Try to keep it down a bit!
— But how?
— Tape your wife’s mouth shut, for starters…

That night, the husband tapes his wife’s mouth shut, and they start going at it. After the first round, the husband yells out:
— Uncle Sasha, is it quiet enough now?
— Yes!
After the second round:
— And now? Still quiet?
— Yes!

This goes on a few times. Finally, the old man snaps and shouts:
— Kolya, just take that tape off your wife’s mouth already!
— Why?

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