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A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
Website: xkcd.com

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Post #5944 733
✒️Sphere Tastiness

Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
https://xkcd.com/2893
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Post #5940 486
✒️Greenhouse Effect

Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997).
https://xkcd.com/2889
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Post #5939 461
✒️US Survey Foot

Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!
https://xkcd.com/2888
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Post #5938 409
✒️Minnesota

In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states.
https://xkcd.com/2887
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Post #5937 408
✒️Fast Radio Bursts

Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.
https://xkcd.com/2886
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Post #5934 420
✒️Astronaut Guests

They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that's probably for the best.
https://xkcd.com/2883
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Post #5933 380
✒️Net Rotations

For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I was eight.
https://xkcd.com/2882
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Post #5930 512
✒️Like This One

A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.'
https://xkcd.com/2879
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Post #5929 379
✒️Supernova

They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet.
https://xkcd.com/2878
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Post #5928 340
✒️Fever

Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star.
https://xkcd.com/2877
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Post #5927 319
✒️Range Safety

The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.
https://xkcd.com/2876
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