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Нашёл на реддите прекрасное, иллюстрирующее текущую ситуацию на рынке труда в американском биотехе:

> Must have cloning, expression, purification, biacore and other analytical experience in all chromatographies for all things ever invented. Must have ADC experience with linkers and handles that haven’t been invented yet. Must have experience getting decommissioned discontinued auction trash up on the most modern software and convince company to give us a service contract for the trash.

Must have experience managing CROs and CDMOs, must have analytical development/CMC experience. Must have written IND and BLA all by themselves. Preferably will have worked at the FDA directly. Must have QMS experience.

Preferred: also have experience in any and all biology assays (I don’t know enough to list them all), must be the second coming of Jesus, must not need sponsorship, must not be at reproductive age, if at reproductive age must be preferably male, must not be over 45 either. Must not want aspirations to leadership, if they’re old why don’t they have aspirations to leadership and just wanna do science. Fuck

Edit: add salary: negotiable 95-110 k
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