Оказывается у словенцев есть свои анекдоты на тему того, что их страну путают со Словакией:

>We (Slovenians) have a sort of a national joke that goes like this: Slovenia has a coup d'état and the first thing that the (let's say) communist dictator does is give out the order to delcare war on USA. So we make a plot and set of a massive bomb in the middle of New York. Nothing happens. So we say fuck it, let's do another one and set of a bomb in the middle of LA. Still nothing. So we set of a bomb in Washington. Nothing. So the dictator calls up Obama to taunt him and Obama says: How the fuck can you still be alive, we dropped like 10 nukes on Bratislava already!