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As someone so wisely said to me, “Don’t try to make them happy, you’ll only get in trouble. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it irritates the pig.” Like the businessman who goes into a bar, sits down, and sees this fellow with a banana in his ear—a banana in his ear! And he thinks, “I wonder if I should mention that to him. No, it’s none of my business.” But the thought nags at him. So after having a drink or two, he says to the fellow, “Excuse me, ah, you’ve got a banana in your ear.” The fellow says, “What?” The businessman repeats, “You’ve got a banana in your ear.” Again the fellow says, “What was that?” “You’ve got a banana in your ear!” the businessman shouts. “Talk louder,” the fellow says, “I’ve got a banana in my ear!”

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Last year on Spanish television I heard a story about this gentleman who knocks on his son’s door. “Jaime,” he says, “wake up!” Jaime answers, “I don’t want to get up, Papa.” The father shouts, “Get up, you have to go to school.” Jaime says, “I don’t want to go to school.” “Why not?” asks the father. “Three reasons,” says Jaime. “First, because it’s so dull; second, the kids tease me; and third, I hate school.” And the father says, “Well, I am going to give you three reasons why you must go to school. First, because it is your duty; second, because you are forty-five years old, and third, because you are the headmaster.” Wake up, wake up! You’ve grown up. You’re too big to be asleep. Wake up! Stop playing with your toys.

Ha ha ha haaaa

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A man found an eagle’s egg and put it in a nest of a barnyard hen. The eaglet hatched with the brood of chicks and grew up with them. All his life the eagle did what the barnyard chicks did, thinking he was a barnyard chicken. He scratched the earth for worms and insects. He clucked and cackled. And he would thrash his wings and fly a few feet into the air. Years passed and the eagle grew very old. One day he saw a magnificent bird above him in the cloudless sky. It glided in graceful majesty among the powerful wind currents, with scarcely a beat of its strong golden wings. The old eagle looked up in awe. “Who’s that?” he asked. “That’s the eagle, the king of the birds,” said his neighbor. “He belongs to the sky. We belong to the earth—we’re chickens.” So the eagle lived and died a chicken, for that’s what he thought he was. @notsolief

Peanut butter (araxis) ning qaysi biri zo'r? Bilgichlar bormi? 👀

Do you speak English?

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Fear is not a fact

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Uxlab qolishga haqqingiz yo’q. Ayniqsa, darsda qo’rqinchli hikoya bo’layotgan bo’lsa. Ko’rib turibsizlar mana!

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I don’t watch anime, but this scene hits hard, man!

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📣We got some 7 and 7.5s

🔥Congrats on the results, guys!

📌 Madinabonu Mamadiyarova, 7
📌 Mehribonu Saidaliyeva, 7.5
📌 Muxammadali Sultanov, 7.5

⚡️Put the pedal to the metal!

❗️After SAT, we'll work on the IELTS of Muhammadali, inshaaAllah, and take it to 8 or above!

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iya ana bo'lmasam

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You catch the wind, we catch the storm

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Yomg’ir chaqiradigan qo’shiq

Shop-shop momolarimga qarshi antidot 🥲

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Sooo symbolic!

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🔥 Effective Reading!

🔼 Self-study yoki classroom uchun zo'r material. Reading bazani yaxshi ko'tarib beradi!

👀 Intermediate kitobini topolmadim =(

#materials #Reading

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