In this episode of "Pookraine of the brain," evil Pootin's sickret agents break into Finnish politicians' homes and take and leave massive dumps in order "to intimidate their targets."

I shit you not. This is the news.

Since "The Telegraph" that appears to have unleashed this shitshow is behind a paywall, I found another highly trustworthy source of this incredible news dump.

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