🇨🇦 StatsCan wants to count the catastrophe in real time

The 2026 census is rolling out and Ottawa is very eager to document exactly how transformed this country has become under Trudeau. Ancestry, language, housing access — all the metrics needed to measure the replacement-level immigration experiment and its fallout. They'll count every newcomer crammed into subdivided rentals while legacy Canadians can't afford homes. They'll tally the linguistic fragmentation, the vanishing European ancestry percentages, the strain on services. Data collection as post-mortem.

The census has been tracking demographic change since 1871, but this one will memorialize the greatest population swap in our history. Ottawa needs the numbers to justify more funding, more programs, more infrastructure for the chaos they engineered. You're being asked to fill out the paperwork on your own dispossession.

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