кчау бебрик лаврик 2000 😼 18+

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I bet I'd taste slighty delightful in a trifle
Cherry-flavoured jelly with my kidneys sliced nicely
Or you could whip me into cream for a scone
Then grate my little kneecaps down like parmesan
Gloom brûlée with my caramelised skin
Crack the surface with a spoon and find the gooey bits within
Or roll me up and bake me golden brown
A dozen Gloomy sausage rolls to pass around to people in the town
Pickle both my eyeballs in a jar
Save them for a midnight snack or a roadtrip in the car
Make a Gloomkebab, with peppers on a stick
Spin me oh so slowly so the middle doesn't drip
Stuff me in a vol-au-vent or simmer me in stew
A lovely bowl of Gloombo full of gristle, guts and goo
You can roast me, toast me, baste me in a glaze
Oh, you can cook me and eat me a million ways 'cause

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I bet I'd taste great in a baguette or better yet
Inside a bowl of pasta with some garlic bread
You can skin my bones and boil to make a gravy
Or use a couple Oxo cubes if you're feeling lazy
Blasagna is an option too. Just mince my meat
Cover in layers of a cheesy goo and alternating pasta sheets
A pizza is a possibility, a treat to eat.
But just be careful of the calories
So how about we put me in a pie. Pastry?
I guarantee you gonna think it's really tasty
Or how about we chop my fingers off, boil them till they're soft
Cut into slices and then add them to a broth
Yummy yummy Blacon rolls, or Blaked beans. on toast
Or how about a shake and Blake barbecue glaze?
Oh, you can cook me and eat me a million ways 'cause

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