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Sniggers when they die: MUMMA!

Jews when they die: piss their pants and scream OY VEY!

Shia when they die: My master is calling me, time for me to go🗿

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Jabal Habashi Directorate of Taiz governorate has been fully liberated!

Clashes currently underway in Al Misrak but the control of Jabal Habashi should allow Ansarullah to attack the mercenaries from the rear. As a result the mercenaries will probably abandon everything below the Najd Qasim Intersection due to this recent development.


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The IRGC released a masterpiece of them managing the strait of hurmuz 😭 niggas upped the propaganda budget and finally hired a gen z editor and lowkey he cooked with this one😭✌️🔥

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Multiple anti ship cruise missles have been launched towards the strait of hurmuz 👀🔥🔥

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Low iq Saudijeets keep sending Al Amaliqah brigade on meat attacks to try to recapture bab al Mandab only for the niggas to get absolutely raped with missiles and FPVs. Eventually they are gonna get so weak the conquest of Aden is going to look like a cake walk.


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Kurdjeets in Erbil are getting new visitors 😭✌️

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Another one bites the dust 😭 the IRGC navy decided to punish another naughty ship👀🔥

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🪠🇺🇸 BIPISEA PILLED?!

A Jewish man has been spotted decorating his Buick like a refrigerator with some pro bipisea statements. Statements include

“the black women is my god”

“Melanin is pure beauty”

Rumors have it that this is chat user “Big”.

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🪠🇾🇪 UPDATE ON YEMEN:


Ansarullah halted their operations against the Taiz pocket for a few days in order to give negotiations for the surrender of the city a try. Unfortunately the city is controlled by a criminal family called Al Mukhlif who want to resist at all costs. They have shut down the internet in Taiz and have been releasing prisoners in order to fight. After the breakdown in negotiations today, Ansarullah launched attacks in the Jabal Habashi directorate taking all the mountains and forcing the mercenaries into the Bani Issa area which is their last stronghold in the Jabal Habashi directorate. Expect heavy urban fighting in Taiz, Wahhabis are gonna destroy the city just to spite Ansarullah.

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The kurdjeets catching strays again in Erbil😭😭✌️ the IRGC is just targeting them for fun atp🤣

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The IRGC is running a bread or buns operation in the strait of hurmuz charging 10 to 20% of cargo value to let ships pass thru the strait without being raped 😭😭✌️

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🪠🇩🇿 IDENTITY CRISIS?!


An Algerian woman went on live TV and claimed to be Serbian! On a side note why are nafris obsessed with wearing spider man customes.

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Souriniggers express amazement after finding an Assad Era missile city built by Iran. They say that they still can’t find the end of the city because of large it is and call Iran haramzadehs for “wasting souri money”, acting like the money wasn’t used to defend their captagon junkie asses from Israel.

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The IRGC navy has raped an Emirati VLCC (very big oil tanker) anchored off the coast of Fujairah, United Arab Emirates😭✌️

This marks the second oil tanker raped by Iran beyond the Strait of Hormuz today👀🔥

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🪠🇺🇸ROBOSNIGLET?!

Today Trump met with CEO of Dell and let’s just say this niggas wife is not human. Current theories are that it’s either a reptilian in a skin suit or a robot white woman foid aka RoboSniglet.

This post is dedicated to our resident gooner sexypizza


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HPE News would like to give a warm congratulations to all those celebrating ReichsFuhrer SS Heinrich Himmlers (PBUH) birthday today 🎉

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Iran raped a tanker off Qatar with multiple drones and missiles. It looks like they switched their doctrine to a shoot to kill instead of a shoot to disable.

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Explosions in kiev again the 750 substation is under attack

Tomorrow, electricity will be switched off according to schedules throughout the day in various regions of Ukraine, - Ukrenergo

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