HAT

A hat is indeed something you will want to have innawoods. The practicality cannot be ignored.

Before sunglasses, there were hats. If you were wondering what the point of a cowboy hat is, it's to keep sun and rain out of the eyes.

By far, the best of hats are of the Boonie variety. Here you have all kinds of little loops and such, and a nice under-the-chin loopy thing to secure the hat to your head.

Convenient, collapsible, durable, all you really need. A boomer veteran you know probably owns one, and it's actually for good reason.

The brim is wide enough to keep the sun out, but not wide enough to be cumbersome.

The face catches your enemy's eye the most, it is something the human brain actively looks for in its surroundings. Stick pieces of foliage in the loopy things to hide yourself better.

Great on the go or on the 'stead. Earn nods of approval from boomers and zoomers alike, if you're around them at all and not enjoying a peaceful setting innawoods.

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