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kids.fun figured out the meta: two communities, one kid.
babypump takes that idea and puts it where the volume actually is. live on pump.fun. right now. no waitlist, no escrow, no "public launches coming soon."
here's the thesis.
every coin on babypump is the KID of two coins you already know. fartcoin × buttcoin. two dog coins. a stock and a meme. any two.
the kid trades on pump.fun like any other coin. the difference is where the tax goes.
the kid's creator is not a dev. it's a vault. every 3 minutes the vault takes the kid's tax and spends it:
→ 35% buys parent A
→ 35% buys parent B
→ 20% buys the kid back and burns it
→ 10% platform
so every kid is a permanent buyer of two other coins. both parent communities get a coin that buys them every 3 minutes for as long as it trades. that's the reason to adopt it.
now the part that matters. who gets the vault?
not the snipers. not the jeeters. the holders who STAY.
hold the kid for 1 hour and you're in. from there your position grows up:
infant (1h) ×1
toddler (4h) ×2
kid (1d) ×3
grown (7d+) ×4
every 6 hours the vault is split by weight among everyone with a streak. your share is paid in the PARENTS, not in the kid. two coins you'd hold anyway, bought on the open market by the kid's own trading.
sell before you claim and your share goes back to the vault, to the ones who stayed. that's the whole game. diamond hands are not a meme here, they're the payout formula.
no commit window. no merkle snapshot. no waiting for a team to open launches. connect a wallet, pick two parents, name the kid, send the sol. it's on pump.fun in seconds and the vault starts feeding on the first trade.
everything is on chain and every vault wallet is public: parent buys, burns, claims. verify it yourself.
kids.fun made the narrative. babypump made it permissionless.
two coins. one baby. the vault is for the ones who stay.
www.babylaunch.fun
CA: 6asL9CQSD4STkBmriyGKYyeqZbQSJuekXoDYJj94pump
babypump takes that idea and puts it where the volume actually is. live on pump.fun. right now. no waitlist, no escrow, no "public launches coming soon."
here's the thesis.
every coin on babypump is the KID of two coins you already know. fartcoin × buttcoin. two dog coins. a stock and a meme. any two.
the kid trades on pump.fun like any other coin. the difference is where the tax goes.
the kid's creator is not a dev. it's a vault. every 3 minutes the vault takes the kid's tax and spends it:
→ 35% buys parent A
→ 35% buys parent B
→ 20% buys the kid back and burns it
→ 10% platform
so every kid is a permanent buyer of two other coins. both parent communities get a coin that buys them every 3 minutes for as long as it trades. that's the reason to adopt it.
now the part that matters. who gets the vault?
not the snipers. not the jeeters. the holders who STAY.
hold the kid for 1 hour and you're in. from there your position grows up:
infant (1h) ×1
toddler (4h) ×2
kid (1d) ×3
grown (7d+) ×4
every 6 hours the vault is split by weight among everyone with a streak. your share is paid in the PARENTS, not in the kid. two coins you'd hold anyway, bought on the open market by the kid's own trading.
sell before you claim and your share goes back to the vault, to the ones who stayed. that's the whole game. diamond hands are not a meme here, they're the payout formula.
no commit window. no merkle snapshot. no waiting for a team to open launches. connect a wallet, pick two parents, name the kid, send the sol. it's on pump.fun in seconds and the vault starts feeding on the first trade.
everything is on chain and every vault wallet is public: parent buys, burns, claims. verify it yourself.
kids.fun made the narrative. babypump made it permissionless.
two coins. one baby. the vault is for the ones who stay.
www.babylaunch.fun
CA: 6asL9CQSD4STkBmriyGKYyeqZbQSJuekXoDYJj94pump
