I’m currently touching sand and tanning my fur on a small island in Mexico (pink), drinking beers (cold), staring at the Caribbean (blue), checking TON occasionally (red) and talking to pretty island girls (I don’t expect you to understand). 😉

from what I can gather, TON memes are experiencing temporary technical difficulties (price), liquidity has been reported missing (Pasha has been notified), volume has entered a three-way long distance relationship (with Solana & Robinhood), the entire TON trenches are still waiting for Durov to acknowledge memes (highly sophisticated digital finance, liquidity & blockchain volume technology), and sticker integration or utility remains somewhere between “soon” and divine intervention. 😇

meanwhile @monk continues working through the remaining stages of Making TON Great Again (classified). I assume somewhere deep beneath Telegram HQ there is a large whiteboard containing the words LIQUIDITY, VOLUME, MEMES, GRAM WALLET, DEFI, GAMING, GIFTS and STICKERS (all connected with arrows). 💱

I choose to believe in a master plan. TON is inevitable. ride the waves until the tide rises again. 🌊

Yum Evolutions will be released soon, and we’ve been quietly working on something exciting behind the scenes (also classified). 🛞

until then I’ll be doing my part (drinking Corona) and studying the Telegram chessboard. ♟