Goodies 🍬

I’m currently touching sand and tanning my fur on a small island in Mexico (pink), drinking beers (cold), staring at the Caribbean (blue), checking TON occasionally (red) and talking to pretty island girls (I don’t expect you to understand). 😉

from what I can gather, TON memes are experiencing temporary technical difficulties (price), liquidity has been reported missing (Pasha has been notified), volume has entered a three-way long distance relationship (with Solana & Robinhood), the entire TON trenches are still waiting for Durov to acknowledge memes (highly sophisticated digital finance, liquidity & blockchain volume technology), and sticker integration or utility remains somewhere between “soon” and divine intervention. 😇

meanwhile @monk continues working through the remaining stages of Making TON Great Again (classified). I assume somewhere deep beneath Telegram HQ there is a large whiteboard containing the words LIQUIDITY, VOLUME, MEMES, GRAM WALLET, DEFI, GAMING, GIFTS and STICKERS (all connected with arrows). 💱

I choose to believe in a master plan. TON is inevitable. ride the waves until the tide rises again. 🌊

Yum Evolutions will be released soon, and we’ve been quietly working on something exciting behind the scenes (also classified). 🛞

until then I’ll be doing my part (drinking Corona) and studying the Telegram chessboard. ♟

Slowly, then suddenly, we'll find clarity 📝

I think @durov is timing the market

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Make Telegram Gaming Great Again 😠😤😡😡😤🤬😠🤔

Who’s building good multiplayer games?

I’ve turned paid messages off so anyone can DM me, send me some cool games 👀

🔥 Free For All Burn Event — Week 5 Complete 🔥

🎫 The rewards have been distributed to all eligible participants now.

🎁 You thought that's all? We love to always give you a little extra — Top500 of the Global Leaderboard received into their Goodies an Error 444 meme pack, which will become claimable next month via secret code.

💰CHECK YOUR GOODIES

Two generations of Telegram sticker culture, now together onchain.

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Last 30 minutes‼️

This is the way

🤷‍♂️💪 LIVE, THE BLIND BOX IS

We had a lot of fun making this collection, and we hope you enjoy using them.

For only 24 hours, you can try your luck on the blind box. One pack continues the iconic Baby Yoda collection, one pack brings Teddie into the story.

👍 Teddie with Force | 1555
🧦 Egor’s Baby Yoda | 888
💎 7 GRAM

More Telegram culture, now collectible on Goodies.

GG’s and good luck🌟

20 Minutes Countdown🕘

Egor’s Baby Yoda tokenized on TON blockchain.

That’s a special collectible.

The WL is still open, check if you are eligible🫡

Fun stat: Goodies has paid over $100k in $GRAM to sticker artists 🎨👨‍🎨

Behind every emoji and beautifully weird sticker character we spam in the groupchats, there’s an artist who created it.

Illustrators & animators are the lifeblood of Telegram culture, and I’ve also loved seeing that memecoins are further driving that culture appreciation like $EGOR $GRINCH $PEEPO & $JULIA (and many more) that share trading fees with the original artists.

Let’s raise a glass to the best ecosystem across all blockchains for creatives🥂

It’s time💪🕘

We have been cooking a special Teddie x Egor’s Baby Yoda blind box collection with @zhgunft that will feature BRAND NEW Baby Yoda stickers as a continuation of the OG pack with some candy influences🍭

Two generations of stickers coming together.

Once again we’re excited to link up with Egor, his artwork continues to inspire communities across TON. From Utya👋, to Baby Yoda🙋and the Plush Pepe gift collection🎁

The man, the myth, the legend. This is culture, and it’s still growing. GG’s😌

Blind box drops Thursday 11am EST - WL info can be found on the X post🫡

Turn notifications on 📣

I’m excited to finally announce a special crossover

It’s been in the works for a long time😀

If you hold:

Teddie Alpha😃
Or
Teddie Ultimate💪

You have early access to sticker cap, an awesome tool to find memecoin alpha for stickers👀

I love that the original sticker artists can claim fees from the memecoins made in their honour.

Built by Hollow, GGs 👍

THE FORGE IS CLOSED NOW 💥

🍬 1128 YUMs were forged!

That's it. Don't be sad if you missed, you still can get yours on @LaffkaStickerBot & @GetgemsNftBot 😏

We're so excited about what will be done with them with the wonderful evolutions on the way. 🤩

LAST CALL - Final 30 minutes! ⏰
Forge blueprint for YUM will disappear then!

Don't miss your chance and use your Yum Potions & Jelly Cubes in the Forge! 🌐

Final 24 hours! ⏰
After that the Forge blueprint for YUM will disappear for good!

Over 1060 of 1199 YUMs were already Forged, don't miss your chance and use your Yum Potions & Jelly Cubes! 🌐

Evolutions are coming soon 🔜

Goodies 🍬 pinned «😦 Did you know there is a secret Teddie Private Club? 👑 Are you memecoin trader, or Goodies believer? Come on in and join the Teddie Private Club community of traders, holders and supporters today and get the Alpha! 🤩 All you need is to have at least one…»