Give me TON!

And this is what my 1000 X project has looked like for the last six months

@givemetons

You've been asking me for a long time to send you a fragment of one of my closed streams to understand whether it's worth buying a subscription.

Well. You've convinced me. Here's a fragment of my most popular stream from the closing ceremony. Insanely valuable thoughts from me that will help any newbie to get going.

If the value of the subscription has been formed for you, then you are welcome

Subscribe to the closed:
By card (4 euros / month): t.me/tribute/app?startapp=s1Qe

Crypto ($5/mo): t.me/CryptoBot?start=SBZHvXQk4kTaUwNzVi

I have nothing new for you. Yet another guy got screwed by the Dubai synagogue.

Here in TON, you truly start to grasp the meaning of "chutzpah" and "Ivan the Fool."

I’m amazed that a significant number of subscribers still keep their funds on @wallet and even continue to use it.

Here’s what I think will happen next: these Dubai moshiachs will freeze a few wallets belonging to the children of Durov's deputies or the deputies themselves, who are flipping crypto through Moscow City and this wallet.

This will catch the attention of the real TOP, followed by Roskomnadzor. They’ll knock on Durov’s door and demand the elimination of @wallet in Russia, effectively cutting off access for users with Russian SIM cards.

And that’s how the glorious story of this crypto-misstep will come to an end. Amen.

@givemetons

And, by the way, a fun fact: the $500 million balance on the accounts is actually the money made from selling TON to the shaggy mammoths throughout this year.

A short summary of Durov's new post : I AM RICH, HAHAHAHAHA, HOW RICH AM I, HAHAHAHAHA. I HAVE A BILLION IN INCOME, HAHAHAHA. 500 MULTIPLES OF GREEN IN MY ACCOUNTS, HOW POWERFUL ARE MY PAWS

I hope it is for posts like these that you subscribe to this channel.

👮People often ask me why I don’t write about Open League, SBTs, or any of that blatant nonsense.

Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t want to waste even a second of my time on this. It’s garbage from start to finish. Open League turned into a laughable parody by its third season, and the circus only gets worse as it goes on.

Maybe some of you are busting your backs and tap-dancing for random figures from TF just to get a 30 TON donation, but honestly, engaging in that is just a lack of self-respect.

Everything happening there is just another spin on Hamster Combat.

@givemetons

🤥I think after 14 hours, it's safe to say the sticker presale has failed.

The hype was only enough for the smallest collections, and after that, everything died out.

They can't even sell what should be the top-tier word collection, Not CAP. It's the most expensive yet the smallest collection among all the dogs.

Conclusions?
The endless emission of gifts has completely destroyed the positive narrative around anonymous numbers.

The gifts were, without a doubt, a massive blunder in terms of managing expectations within our TON swamp.

I had a gut feeling just yesterday that I wasn’t ready to take on any percentage of this emission.

@givemetons

⭐️By the way, you can instantly get stars without KYC using @send.

Just send a message to your Saved Messages with:

@send (number of stars) start

Then choose which currency from your balance to exchange for them.

You can also send stars to a friend by sending them a similar message in chat.

The sales of the monkey collections in batches of 3333 have stalled.
The ones that were sold in batches of 999 were snapped up pretty quickly, but then interest waned and the audience ran out of money 1️⃣

In general, with a higher issuance, it's obvious that we're heading to 11. We were fed with new gifts.

@givemetons

By the way, if you're having trouble buying stars, you can purchase them through Peskar's service without any KYC. Here's the link: split.tg

1️⃣So they tricked the old man

For my subscribers exclusively free

🐵 So they sold out

@sticker_bot has finally launched.

Bored Apes stickers are sold for $50.

They will tokenize them sometime later.

@givemetons

A brief sketch of what happened 😊

@givemetons

🤙The Americans really screwed everyone over. They lured people in with $100K+ prices, then pulled a harsh rug because they suddenly "noticed" inflation.

A nice cold shower for those who believe the Fed is about to stock up on Bitcoin like crazy.

This "digital gold" could easily drop to $30K–$40K after just a couple of events.

@givemetonrs