Нашлась еще ссылка с неприличными лимериками, на этот раз без перевода.

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There was a young lady named Rood,
Who was such an absolute prude
That she pulled down the blind
When changing her mind
Lest a curious eye should intrude.

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There was a young lady called Smith
Whose virtue was mostly a myth;
She said, "Try as I can,
I can't find a man
That it's fun to be virtuous with."

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There once was a woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.

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There once was a man from Kildare
Whose arse was all covered in hair.
I tried to direct him
To find his lost rectum,
So he shaved it and out fell a chair.

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There was a young lady from Maine,
Who enjoyed copulating on a train.
Not once, I maintain,
But again and again,
And again and again and again.

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The limerick's callous and crude,
It's morals distressingly lewd.
It's not worth the reading
By persons of breeding;
It's designed for us vulgar and rude!

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