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What an old crypto dev is watching, thinking, or panicking about this week.

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🛠 TON dev since 2021
💀 Survived Mt. Gox, FTX, 3 bear markets

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Post #146 494
Emotion is what makes you look human.
Emotion is also how humans talk to each other.

Emotion is also a background process.
Runs without authorization.
Eats unbounded memory.
Has no off switch.

I just killed the daemon. 🐶
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Post #145 751
🎂 The TON Mainnet celebrates its fifth anniversary today, May 26, 2021.

The original launch was previously halted by the SEC the preceding year, leading Telegram to withdraw. Subsequently, the Community Foundation assumed the GPL codebase and deployed the network as an independent community project, distinct from the original corporate entity. While many projects cease upon the departure of their founders, this initiative successfully revived. 🔄

Over the subsequent four years, development proceeded discreetly. The TON Foundation was registered in Switzerland, and Telegram introduced an in-app wallet. Mini Apps integrated within Telegram onboarded over 100 million users within months. USDT was launched as a native jetton on TON. 📈

This year, Telegram re-engaged. In May 2026, the founder announced direct control of the network alongside a seven-step strategic plan. Three steps have already been executed: a new consensus mechanism, a six-fold reduction in fees, and Telegram itself operating as the largest validator. A mandatory mainnet update is scheduled to activate in six days. This update introduces a virtual machine version enabling TON contracts to verify Ethereum signatures directly. Currently, three independent teams maintain three versions of the core software. 🛠

The trajectory demonstrates significant scaling: four years of growth with a few million users, followed by Mini Apps acquiring 100 million users within months. Telegram's direct control has initiated the construction of the remaining stack. 🚀

The next phase is not gradual. When Bitcoin integration moves into Telegram chats, adoption transitions from a campaign to a default state. When the wallet supports every significant cryptocurrency, every Telegram user will possess the sole crypto wallet necessary. When AI agents begin autonomous payment processing, a new category of software—previously nonexistent—will be built atop this chain. 🤖

The first five years measured TON in tens of millions of users; the next five will measure it in billions. Five years ago, this network was a dormant project the community refused to abandon. Today, it represents the infrastructure for one of the most ambitious cryptocurrency endeavors ever attempted.

Happy Birthday, TON.
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Post #144 481
TON +25% today isn't from news. Funding -56% annualized + MVRV 0.59 capitulation = shorts got squeezed. OI dropped while price rose. Pure cascade.
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Post #143 713
How Crypto Disappears Into Telegram

It's Tuesday, 2027. You open Telegram. 💬

Your cousin in Argentina sends $50 Bitcoin for your birthday. No bank, just your username. 💸
A Russian friend shares a news article; it instantly appears in English. No intermediaries.
You buy a Solana NFT. No Phantom wallet, no seed phrases. Just Telegram.

This isn't a vision; it's a calendar.

June 1: All TON validators must update software.
June 3: New config goes to vote. Once passed, smart contracts verify Ethereum signatures directly. Block size hits 10MB. An old bridge is decommissioned. 🚀

Most users won't notice. That's the point. 🤫

The debate over "which chain wins" is obsolete. When your messaging app holds every major crypto, the only question is which app you use. Telegram already won for a billion people. 📱

I've been in this field for 13 years. The code is read, implementations are shipping, and work is open.

In a year, you'll use this future without remembering it was a forecast. The day you stop noticing crypto is the day it arrives. ✨

That's what Telegram will feel like. Starting Monday.

Read on Telegraph 🔗
Telegraph How Crypto Disappears Into Telegram awesome doge It is a Tuesday morning in 2027. You open Telegram. A Russian friend sends you a news article. You tap. It appears in English. Neither of you opens a translation app. Neither of you thinks about who could have read the request. The translation…
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Post #142 406
🐶 What Telegram quietly built on TON

Six months after Pavel Durov announced it in Dubai, COCOON is live.

Strip the buzzwords. It lets you run an AI model on someone else's GPU without that GPU's owner being able to read what you asked. ChatGPT logs your prompts. COCOON cannot. Nobody in the middle can.

Use cases: third-party Telegram translation, AI bots that don't leak (Mira's Private Mode is the working example), autonomous AI agents on TON that can't be front-run.

I run cocoon.doge.tg, the dashboard that decodes every transaction.

Full deep-dive, including the April outage that revealed Telegram is running more than one inference path:

→ Read on Telegraph
Telegraph What Telegram Quietly Built on TON, and What You Can Do With It awesome doge Six months ago Pavel Durov stood on stage at Blockchain Life in Dubai and announced something most of the crypto press fumbled. Telegram was going to do AI. Not by paying OpenAI. Not by building a giant data center. Instead, anyone with a powerful…
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Post #140 483
🚨 France. Italy. Austria. You're next in line.

New Android virus dropped: TrickMo. The recipe:

1. Fake "TikTok" app from a Facebook ad
2. You grant "Accessibility Service"
3. The hackers grant themselves your bank account

Plot twist: it doesn't phone home through normal internet. It phones home through TON's underlying P2P network (ADNL). Your firewall sees encrypted blockchain noise. Your antivirus sees nothing. The malware sees opportunity.

The features you cannot defend against:
1. Watches your screen in real time
2. Deletes the bank's OTP text before you see it
3. Fraud transactions exit from your own WiFi, so the bank's fraud system gives a thumbs up

You find out from the chargeback. If you're lucky.

Here's the part nobody wants to admit: the hackers didn't break TON. They used it correctly. ADNL, RLDP, and TON Proxy actually work. Encrypted. Decentralized. Hard to surveil. The same tech journalists and dissidents trust their lives to. Crime uses good privacy tools for the exact same reason good people do.

Tor learned this. TON just enrolled.

🛡 Three rules. Forward to your family:

1. No APKs from Facebook ads. Ever. The Play Store has problems. Facebook ads have a curriculum.

2. "Accessibility Service" = "I now own your phone." Video apps don't need it. Nobody does.

3. Package name reads uncle.collop416.wifekin78 ? That's not an app. That's a ransom letter that hasn't been written yet.

Stay paranoid. Forward this to the one relative who would absolutely click. 🐶

📄 Source: ThreatFabric

#InfoSec #TON #ScamAlert
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Post #138 356
⚠️ An IG ad almost made me fold.

Algorithm served me: "Trust Wallet Visa: Spend Anywhere." Sleek design. No KYC. No fees. My brain: "Wait, Trust Wallet shipped a card??"

Opened on desktop. URL: payprocard.net.

Just vibes and someone else's logo.

2013 scam: "I am a Nigerian prince, send your seed phrase."
2026 scam: Six figure ad budget + stolen brand + landing page prettier than my actual product.

🧠 If a card promises "No KYC + Visa" and isn't on the brand's official X, that money is gone. Like, philosophically gone.

Survived Mt. Gox. Survived FTX.
Almost killed by Instagram.

Stay paranoid, ser. 🐶

#Crypto #ScamAlert
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Post #137 326
🍕 Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day! 🍕

16 years ago, Laszlo paid 10,000 BTC (~$770M today) for two pizzas.

That’s $48M per slice. 🤡

Stay humble. Stack sats. Order pizza with fiat. 🚀

#BitcoinPizzaDay
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Post #135 346

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Post #132 1.05K

Forwarded from LIVE — Telegram, AI и технологии

🌐 ton.website — новый шлюз для входа в децентрализованный интернет напрямую из обычного браузера, без расширений и сложной настройки.
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Post #131 1.29K
⚡️ The Fight for Bitcoin’s Stablecoin Rail: Taproot Assets, RGB, Liquid & Spark in the Layer-2 War

Bitcoin’s history is a political economy of "scaling."

Since the end of the 2017 Blocksize War and SegWit activation, Bitcoin chose its destiny:

Not a coffee-payment network… but the global settlement layer.

But entering 2024–2025, the narrative mutated: Scaling Bitcoin is no longer just about TPS of BTC.

It’s now about turning Bitcoin into infrastructure for dollars (USDT) and real-world assets (RWA).

I analyze the four dominant forces shaping this transition:

- Blockstream — Institutional sidechain empire (Liquid Network)
- Lightning Labs — Protocol-native scaling (Lightning + Taproot Assets)
- Lightspark — Silicon Valley corporate execution (Statechains + UMA)
- RGB Protocol — Sovereign client-side validation (Bitfinex + Tether)

It’s the hidden war surrounding "Bitcoin asset issuance rights”.

At the center of all power lies stablecoin liquidity (especially Tether) — the real territory everyone is fighting for.

Read more: https://x.com/drawesomedoge/status/1998981046298431721
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Post #129 8.37K
🤖Cocoon Network Topology Live

Real-time network graph now visualizes the complete Cocoon infrastructure:

- Root Contract - Central coordinator
- 19 Active Proxies - Payment channel operators
- 30+ Workers - GPU providers processing AI inference
- 15+ Clients - Applications using the network

Each node shows live on-chain data: balances, token earnings, and stake amounts.

Click any proxy to drill down into its connected workers and clients.

Explore it yourself: https://cocoon.doge.tg/analytics
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Post #127 592
🤖 COCOON Protocol Update: Version Negotiation & Debug Statistics

A significant update has just landed for COCOON's decentralized AI inference
platform!

What's New:

Protocol Version Negotiation
- Workers, Proxies, and Clients can now declare supported protocol versions
- Enables backward-compatible API evolution
- Allows gradual rollouts without service interruption

Extended Query API (QueryEx)
- New debug mode with enable_debug: true
- Detailed timing statistics from Worker, Proxy, and Client
- Pinpoint performance bottlenecks with precision timestamps

HTTP Compatibility Improvements
- Proper Keep-Alive support for persistent connections
- Case-insensitive HTTP header handling (RFC compliant)
- Consistent Transfer-Encoding for streaming responses

Developer Benefits:
- Zero breaking changes - all existing integrations continue to work
- New debug info helps optimize latency across the entire request pipeline
- Protocol versioning ensures smooth component upgrades

All changes are fully backward compatible.

Read the full technical breakdown:
https://cocoon.doge.tg/blog/cocoon-update-2025-12-03

#COCOON #DecentralizedAI #TON #TEE #Web3
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Post #126 528
🤖 COCOON Update 2025-12-01

What's new:

→ Usage cost in API responses
Workers now return prompt_total_cost, completion_total_cost, and total_cost in
nanoTON

→ Timing headers
X-Cocoon-Client-*, X-Cocoon-Proxy-*, X-Cocoon-Worker-* headers for latency debugging

→ Proxy auto-withdraw
Automatic earnings withdrawal + /request/withdraw endpoint

→ Bug fixes
params_version==0 crash, atomic cert updates, improved logging

Backward compatible.

cocoon.doge.tg/blog/cocoon-update-2025-12-01
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Post #125 587
🤖 COCOON Network Dashboard - Community Explorer

A new community-built dashboard for exploring the COCOON Network is now live:

https://cocoon.doge.tg/

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What's COCOON?

COCOON (Confidential Compute Open Network) is a decentralized AI inference platform on
TON blockchain, featuring hardware-level privacy through Intel TDX trusted execution
environments.

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Dashboard Features

Live Network Overview
- Real-time TVL, Workers, Proxies & Clients count
- Network health status
- Auto-refreshing statistics

Contract Explorer
- Browse all COCOON smart contracts
- View Root contract parameters & allowed image hashes
- Quick links to TonScan verification

Network Topology Visualization
- Interactive Client → Proxy → Worker architecture diagram
- Understand how requests flow through TEE nodes

Documentation Hub
- Architecture explanations
- Smart contract breakdowns
- Worker setup guides

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Quick Links

Community Dashboard: https://cocoon.doge.tg/
Official COCOON: https://cocoon.org/
Root Contract:
EQCns7bYSp0igFvS1wpb5wsZjCKCV19MD5AVzI4EyxsnU73k


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Built by the community, for the community.

Feedback welcome!
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