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Нашёл жемчужину: язык программирования для настоящих леди и джентльменов.
Пример простой программы:
To the Most Honourable Compiler of the Realm,

I have the distinct honour of presenting the Main Entry Point
for your esteemed consideration.

May it please your grace:
Dear Compiler,
Would you be so kind as to allocate a slot for A Textual Passage
known as salutation, initialised with "Good day, planet Earth."?
Thank you kindly.

Dear Output Console,
Pray convey to the standard stream the contents of salutation.
Ever grateful.

I respectfully conclude this routine, offering An Integer Number
representing the exit status of 0.
Thus concludes our business.

I remain, sir, your most humble and obedient servant,
Arthur Pendleton, Esq.

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