🚨BREAKING 🚨

LINUX NERDS ARE MAD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Linux nerds do NOT fuck around with performance.

Noted from The Lunduke Journal, "Ubuntu’s plan to replace the GNU Core Utils with Rust-based reimplementations is going exactly as poorly as predicted. Some Rust versions being 17 times slower than the battle tested GNU C / C++ version. And other Rust-based versions simply failing to work on large files."