BREAKING: The United Kingdom's government is discussing a new bill titled: "Computer Child Safety Protection Forever Act". It is there to protect your kids.

This new law would place 24/7 surveillance cameras in your home. It is there to protect your kids.

They will be in your living room, kitchen, your bedroom, and bathroom. It is there to protect your kids.

If, for whatever reason, a person in the home uses any words the government has labeled potentially dangerous the police and/or military will go to your home. It is there to protect your kids.

If you disagree with this bill then you don't care about protecting children. It is there to protect your kids.

Let the government watch everything you do. You're busy, tired, low on cash. Give us access to everything. This law is good. People who disagree are against you. It is there to protect your kids.