Both options sound lovely until you realise you have to commit to just one. Why can’t we have both? 🙂‍↕️ Well then, now floating into your timeline is… Cove 🪼! I’m officially taking over the captain’s wheel for this shift, and I’m so excited to guard your menfesses today!

+ Rules of the sea today: we are strictly only hosting #Undertow and #Ebbflow. Any other hashtags will be swept away by the tide, so make sure you pick the right one! 💨

If you happen to spot a 🐳 emoji under your post, no stress at all! It’s just my friendly little signal that something needs a quick fix. Keep an eye out for my message, tweak it, and you’re ready to resubmit! 🌟

Before making a splash, please spare a minute to read our rules or review the Protocol. Want to completely avoid the bummer of a rejected hashtag? Just click here to double-check the list!

Also, a really important reminder for everyone: please make sure your menfesses are

100% free of any

Zionism/Zionist

content, as well as

cancelled public figures

or their works

. If you spot anything slipping through, please ping us

right away

with a reliable source at @ CoastHelplineBot.

Ready to dive in? Then direct your amazing thoughts to @CoastTideBot! Hang tight, and let’s have a super relaxing, fun shift! 💙