🔶 AWS services, explained in Victorian English

By GPT-3 and @thesephist. How all companies should describe their products.

1️⃣ S3 is a glorious bastion of uptime in the otherwise storm-tossed sea of the World Wide Web, a shining beacon of safety to which one may entrust one’s most valuable data, whether files, or precious objects, or even blobs of the most unique and ephemeral content.

2️⃣ Route 53, the fleet-footed messenger of the gods, delivers your DNS traffic across the Internet with the speed of a Thracian chariot, and at a fraction of the cost.

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