🕶️ Sunglasses with infinite battery life (no battery required)

DuckDuckGo — the search engine built entirely on not watching you — just released sunglasses. No camera, no mic, no battery, no electronics of any kind. They're called "Normal F\*\*\*ing Sunglasses," cost $35, and the first run sold out in under a week.

The context: Meta's Ray-Ban smart glasses have spent 2025 collecting bad headlines — covert filming, changing-room footage reviewed by contractors, a class-action lawsuit, a Texas AG investigation. DEF CON and Comic Con banned them at the door.

DuckDuckGo's answer is a spec sheet that brags about absences: "zero notifications guaranteed," 0% surveillance risk, infinite charge life. The lenses are real UV400 polarized glass, per TechSpot.

The hottest wearable of the year does absolutely nothing.

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