Stuck in a rut! 😆 The Diary of a House Spirit:
Sept 25. New notebook. 3 a.m. Mistress eats sausage, thinks no one sees.
Sept 26. Cat shedding. I sneeze. Mistress crosses herself.
Sept 27. Read Kama Sutra with cat—laughed at pics. Then got thoughtful.
Sept 28. Cat pooped under bed. Said it slipped. Now anxious. Asks where to hide.
Sept 29. Boyfriend slipped reaching for slippers, stumbled into… incident. Cat perched on wardrobe, pretending to dust. Boyfriend climbed, fell, broke arm. I laughed, fell off chandelier—onto mistress. Calendar says auspicious day.
Sept 30. Boyfriend gone. Mistress hit cat with slipper. Cat won’t talk to me. Not my fault?
Oct 1…
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