A couple went to see a sexologist.

"Doctor, we've been married for eight years, and still no children. Please help us."

The doctor turned to the wife:

"Could you please wait outside for a moment? I need to speak with your husband."

Then he said to the man:

"Listen, my friend, how do you usually have sex with your wife? Probably the standard way — twice a week, Wednesdays and Fridays? Always the same routine. Here's my advice: your relationship lacks the element of surprise. Sex should be spontaneous, unexpected. Got it?"

"Yes, doctor, I understand. I’ll do exactly that."

A year later, the same couple returns — with flowers, champagne, and a baby in a stroller.

The doctor turns to the husband:

"Alright, tell me — how did you do it? Was it spontaneous? Unexpected?"

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