I have an incredible offer for all Communists in America.

Why engage in the hard work of making America communist when you could just have full communism right now?

Thats why im announcing the Benny Commie Scholarship. I will buy you a one way ticket to the Communist country of your choice. Cuba, North Korea, China, Laos…

The only catch is the ticket is one way and we’re going to live stream your first 72 hours under the utopia of Communism.

This is the offer Republicans need to make in 2028… self-deport the communists.

Thanks @JesseBWatters @FoxNews for having me on.