■ The Pager That Has Yet to Explode

The hall was nothing more than the world, painted by the hands of its criminals.

On a stage erected above the ruins of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the assembly whose charter had been written with the weight of nations’ missiles rather than the pens of their peoples convened for its eighty-first session.

To the podium stepped the head of government of what the author describes as the ugliest crime of the modern era, lecturing the world on chastity and heroism.

“Before I begin, I have a quick announcement. If there are still any morally cowardly people in this hall who have not yet left, please leave now. Thank you very much,” he said, addressing fewer than two-thirds of the delegates, following the departure of a large number of representatives of countries that had grown weary of the latest instalments in this ailing man’s theatrical performances.

As usual, Netanyahu played his role to perfection, moving seamlessly between his delusions until the thirteenth minute, when, with the sleight of hand of a magician, he produced the familiar pager and declared: “Remember the pagers? Well, I can assure you of one thing … Hezbollah certainly remembers them.”

● Here, I write on behalf of severed fingers, in solidarity with the victims wounded by the pagers, a brief article in which I will not delve into the Hollywood-style details of the operation.

Instead, I seek to anticipate how the Zionists will one day recall the pager explosions as one of the stupidest and worst operations they ever carried out.

So, if any of those “morally cowardly” people who have surrendered to Zionist propaganda are still reading, there is no need for them to finish this article. Thank you very much.