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〰️ Renewing my visa was such a faff.
〰️ Stop faffing about, just pick a restaurant!
〰️ Don't ask him to book the tickets, he's a total faffer.


✴️ This chutiya just cut me off in traffic and then had the audacity to honk.
✴️ He promised to pay me back three months ago. Total gandu move.
✴️ Now let me tell you about this bloody idiot. I told the driver to turn left, and he went straight...
✴️ I told him twice the meeting was moved to 5, and he still showed up at 3. Ullu ka pattha.
✴️ You forgot your own wallet again? You bewakoof.
✴️ BC, I missed the bus again.


🔘 He's just a hanger-on who wants to be seen with celebrities.
🔘 She got rid of all the hangers-on once she stopped being famous.


🔘 Every business will bite the dust without customers.
🔘 My guitar has been gathering dust in the corner for years.
🔘 She left all her competitors in the dust.
🔘 Let's wait until the dust settles before making a decision.


🥳 Alex mastered the one-handed girl grip when you forget your purse and have to carry all your life belongings on four fingers.
🥳 I've seen my grandma do the claw grip all her life!


✴️ The review pulled no punches: it called the film a disaster.
✴️ The negotiations have broken down, and both sides are ready to take their gloves off.
✴️ Three more candidates threw their hats in the ring last week.
✴️ We wanted to launch first, but a competitor beat us to the punch.
✴️ Bringing up his divorce in the argument was hitting below the belt.


🦊 He was so embarrassed that he turned tail and ran away before we could even ask him what happened.
🦊 That guy was flirting with me and complimenting all my photos, but when I asked him out, he suddenly turned tail and blocked me.