an open invitation to all WAGs, from every sporting discipline beneath the sun. whether your beloved graces the football pitch, the basketball court, the racing circuit, or any field of athletic pursuit, you are warmly welcomed into our garden. to answer eostre’s calling, kindly bring the following introduction to our bot at @deeostrebot.

hello, i am (your name + username), and (your muse) is the partner of (mention your partner’s name) from the (mention your partner’s sporting).