> be chinese financially motivated threat actor
> create big ass fuck off botnet
> botnet transforms machines into proxies
> sell proxies on IPweb
> make big money
> millions of dollars
> accidentally push source code of botnet to GitHub
> accidentally push source code of botnet to GitHub
> synthient finds it
> hello mr synthient can i have the goop code?
> "sure?"
> gives
> download it

thank you mysterious group of chinese people for accidentally uploading your botnet code to github. i have goop code now