I want to give a big shoutout to "WatchBeam.exe". WatchBeam is the LOUDEST malware I've ever seen.

When I say "runs cmd.exe", I mean it creates a new process. So, in the list below, it is literally creating a new process each time. Does this sound suspicious to you?

> run .exe
> runs cmd.exe, checks if running as admin
> runs powershell, checks screen dimensions
> runs cmd.exe, checks screen dimensions (again)
> runs cmd.exe, checks video controller
> runs cmd.exe, checks disk type
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "VBOX" is present
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "VBOX__" is present
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "VBOX" in registry
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "VirtualBox" in registry
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "VBoxGuest" present
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "VmWare" in registry
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "vmmouse" in registry
> runs cmd.exe, checks if "KVM" in registry
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer model
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer name for "Xen"
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer name for "HyperV"
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer name for "Virtual"
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer serial number
> runs cmd.exe, checks mouse position
> runs cmd.exe, checks motherboard serial number
> runs cmd.exe, checks default drive letter
> runs cmd.exe, kills chrome
> runs cmd.exe, kills edge
> runs cmd.exe, kills brave
> runs cmd.exe, kills opera
> runs cmd.exe, kills vivaldi
> runs cmd.exe, kills yandex
> runs cmd.exe, kills orbitum
> runs cmd.exe, kills atom
> runs cmd.exe, kills kometa
> runs cmd.exe, kills torch
> runs cmd.exe, kills amigo
> runs cmd.exe, kills coccoc
> runs cmd.exe, kills uran
> runs cmd.exe, kills slimjet
> runs cmd.exe, kills ivaldi
> runs cmd.exe, kills firefox
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer serial number (again)
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer status
> runs cmd.exe, checks Windows type
> runs cmd.exe, checks if antivirus installed
> runs cmd.exe, checks if Windows Defender on
> runs cmd.exe, checks computer status (again)
> runs cmd.exe, checks if Kaspersky installed
> runs cmd.exe, checks if Norton installed
> runs cmd.exe, checks if McAfee installed
> runs cmd.exe, checks if BitDefender installed
> runs cmd.exe, checks if AVG installed
> runs cmd.exe, checks if Windows Defender on (again)
> if all tests pass, downloads malware

YOU CREATED A NEW CMD.EXE PROCESS 48 TIMES. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?