now bridge to bnb

good. Lose most of it.

wait now bridge back to SOL, quick.

Ok perfect bridge some to abstract and lose it as quickly as possible.

EXCELLENT.

Now be quick and bridge most of your portfolio to hype EVM.

Lose a bunch of it then forget that you own it and lose your EVM seed phrase.

Now sell remaining SOL into USDC - hurry quick the market is nuking.

Now buy it back- it was just a fakeout.

Never mind that was the local top.

Okay QUICK back to BNB quick quick QUICK, its BNB season!

Get extracted on fourmeme.

Wonderful. Okay now so monad is hot- bridge bridge bri -

<gunshot>

…Are you there? Did you bridge?

…Hello?