Oh, here they are—my favorite surviving pensioners, who absolutely hate moving… I kept explaining to these old scatterbrains: we’ve got some rowdy retirees on our hands, tormenting our pigeons! So I had to officially relocate our PEPE pension fund, and the move itself cost us a whopping 6,000,000 freshly minted PFP tokens: https://tonviewer.com/EQAKce4-Eu0KGDd3u3rkgZlwZS6iRIfSw8FqKCf3NWou0Gw2

Even one particularly inattentive pensioner Adios — who swore he’d rather be in his grave than deal with your silly internets and bots — still managed to score 256,760 PFP tokens: https://tonviewer.com/transaction/0bb51547f327093c541dfcad5f889d8dc3bbca0bf0418f6aae6dd63a027112cf

If you happened to miss out or were lost in senility and didn’t catch any of this: please be kind and confirm your wallet with @Murzitonbot — and do it without any sudden movements! If needed, you can also send a message to my cat: @sabercat8.

And yes, the cultists and devout holders of EVA and JOKER tokens won’t be left empty-handed—Grandpa Pepe’s got enough pensions for everyone!

Please do not invest in our tokens — they have no future.

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