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Once again with your pumps, liquidity injections, and all these weird internets… My hands are shaking, my blood pressure’s through the roof, my heart can’t take it anymore! I never wanted any of this! I could’ve been feeding pigeons steak, sitting peacefully on a park bench, and admiring well-endowed ladies — that’s what real retirement happiness looks like!

But no, instead you guys keep turning our fund into a circus with tokens and crypto antics! That’s it. Period! We’re shutting down — show’s over! I just can’t take it anymore. I’m trading my TON for buckwheat and heading straight into astral retirement!

pump: https://tonviewer.com/transaction/e1114610812f07bf8d7b23ab5b1846c8096eaf0e9b9e93efec8a8d8b0f0556f4

Please do not invest in our tokens — they have no future.
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