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ㅤㅤㅤARE YOU READY TO GO HOME?

ㅤㅤA profound discourse ensued, wherein we contemplated the protracted absence of our departed kin. The deliberation endured, yet we eventually arrived at a conclusive resolution. We have made the exciting decision to reopen our doors and invite NEW FAMILY MEMBERS into our fold. Also, we unanimously agreed to seek a suitable candidate to perpetuate our patronym and fulfill the remaining branches of our family tree.

(ⓘ) NOTES TO WATCH OUT FOR: We seek those who aspire to become part of our clan, not merely participants, but individuals who yearn to cultivate a MARCHEFORD legacy. Beware, as ancestral tales may bewilder newcomers, hence brace yourselves for such conversations. If your capacity to keep secrets falters, refrain from sending messages to our bot.

And lo, twins shall not be admitted, therefore assess your place and seek your fortune elsewhere. There be no stipulations or constraints, save one—ensure that upon return and remember that we shall be your sanctuary. Lay claim to a seat amongst our esteemed kin.

We are opening limited slots, so we encourage all interested individuals to register swiftly. Positions are sacrificial, hence, with haste. Vacancies are scarce, so dally not! Summon us or abstain completely? @MarchefordBot.
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