Lmao you really can’t make this shit up

- Signal alignment with Hyperliquid
- Announce intention to buy but never buy $HYPE
- Finally buys
- Gets exposed for having delta neutral position
- Claims it’s an LP who did it to hedge his position
- Offers “KOLs” 5K+ monthly for X badge (don’t ever forget the sell-outs)
- Announces testnet metrics (washed)
- Proceeds to raise funds
- Own LPs deposits to raise fomo
- Extend raise (Insiders buy on polymarket and make 5-6 figure)
- Cancels extension (after they sell polymarket bets)
- Doesn’t refund users yet
- Announces launch on Solana

Extract.exe complete

Anything else I missed?

https://x.com/kirbyongeo/status/2012345842519376289