ok this is going to sound dumb.

i deployed this in may 2019. i was 20,
had a job i hated, read too much wojak
twitter. wrote a basic ERC-20 with 1,000,000
supply, 1 IQ per token. deployed it on a
Saturday night.

was going to make the LP that weekend.
didn't. don't really remember why. work
got weird, then weirder, then i lost the
seed phrase in a drawer for about a year.

every once in a while i'd remember the
contract was still out there. i'd open
etherscan, see 999,885 just sitting
in a wallet i couldn't get into, close
the tab. once in 2022 i thought about
launching it but i was lazy to grab ETH
for gas. funny in retrospect.

came back to it a few weeks ago. seed
phrase still worked.

so. seven years late. i have ETH for gas
ready this time.

— nb, april 2026

p.s. or maybe i waited till today on purpose :D
who can say.