After 8 months of hibernation, Ted wakes up to the wildest nightmare: Trump's out here beefing with world leaders over Greenland like it's prime Solana real estate. That frozen Titanic gravestone? They treating it like the next big pump. The actual fuck? 😭

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Who's riding with the bear?