🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: USER RECLASSIFICATION NOTICE

Effective Date: Immediate
Subject: Removal of the “Android User” Title From Vivo Owners

Following the deployment of OriginOS 7 and its wholesale copying of iOS 26, it no longer makes sense to call Vivo owners “Android users.” Effective immediately, their Android-user status is revoked, and they will now be classified as “Second-Hand iOS Users.”

The Sideloading Defence Is Denied
Claiming that “Android allows sideloading” is not a valid defence. Using open-source freedom and APK privileges to run a counterfeit Cupertino interface does not make you a power user. It makes you an "Apple cosplayer" operating on an open-source kernel with the power of APK installer.

Please update your group chat bios and social handles accordingly.

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